WEDNESDAY - THE BEST STORY EVER

Boy that wake up call for 7am came fast and my head felt like a train ran over it....Deborah was THIRSTY AGAIN....people listen they don't eat or drink water around this piece :-)



I get in the 'tub' because they take baths around here too....layin your head back in a tub when it is spinnin isn't fun .... get out and Deborah is all ready....damn I wish I was black so my hair was 'did' already and I didn't have to straighten the shit....it took her like 5 mins to get ready..... I still had to pack my shit and get ready because we had to be at the airport for our flight to London at 10:55am



We decided Monday that we weren't draggin our bags to London...so, we were gonna jam some stuff in our backpacks...that is exactly what we did....I did mine in like 5 mins because I was too damn drunk to get MY shit done the night before....



Did I mention we had to drag our bags again for another 2 country miles to the other hotel??? Poor Deborah is sick as a dog...I feel better now but all she wants is some food and a COKE....will someone please give her a COKE...that isn't too much to ask for :-)



They are holding our stuff for us until we get back from London...as we walk out of the Pullman we were gonna do a Taxi to Charles DeGalle and they guys said 50 euros which is like $65 u.s....we are like 'oh hell no we will take the train'....we have PLENTY of time... like 2 hours and it only takes like 40 mins.....lets do it.



We ask a guy who f'n works there the best route to take and he says B all the way.... these routes change crazy.... its insane here.... guess what when he said all the way....he meant it....



I look at Deborah one time and am like 'I don't remember seeing horses and farms on our way out of the airport' and she is like 'oh yeah'..... next thing I look behind me and we are the only ones on the train..... I get freaked out... (Deborah would say - ah Saja is always stressed) you wanna know why.... cuz I pay attention to my surroundings.... we were pullin up next to other trains that weren't movin.... it was the end the line...LITERALLY....Deborah still wasn't worried I don't think it dawned on her that we were locked in a train in nomands land.... I couldn't get the alarm to work and I was freakin out..Deborah said that I said 'what are we gonna do we are locked in here'...she finally gets 'Deborah stressed' and finds a small opening in a window and puts both arms out and says 'hhheeeeyyy'...thank goodness some workers were close...they looked like 'damn Americans'...and got us off...only to almost get hit by another train...

We only have 1 hour until our flight so I am like f**k it lets get a taxi....guy drives like a bat out of hell and gets us to the gate at 10:25....and 30 euros later....

Guess what....we ran like crazy bitches to make our flight...like they do in the movies running through the airport...but in Paris they lock the flights because a bus drives you to the plane....we missed our f'n flight..... we had to each spend another 189 euros which is over $217 u.s. to get to London because we had to pay a change fee of 60euros and then the ticket difference....and we left 2 hours later.....

On the bus that takes us to British Airways Deborah realized we didn't pack enough clothes....we only jammed one outfit and we are here two nights in London.... all we could do was laugh!!!!

The moral of this story is.... PAY 50 FUCKIN EUROS for a taxi....otherwise it will cost you $470

Once in London we got to our hotel and then went on the tour of the London Tower Bridge and then walked the streets and ate at ASK and walked some more..... it is sooooo great here.....it seriously makes Paris look like the hood...even though it is nice there and awesome....this place is boooooshe

Now I am spending 10 pounds in the internet cafe to tell you this story which is like $15 US so you better have read all this shit!!!!! We are going to go up and soak our feet because we have ran and walked and ran and walked and ran some more todday!!!!

All we can do is laugh...her and I still haven't even gotten mad at all the shit we have been through because it seriously has been a blast.... but an ADVENTURE!!!!!!