WEE WEE MOFO'S.....PEAAAAAACE PARIS
Well last night we finally found a good dinner place that was literally around the corner from the hotel this whole time.... Deborah was gonna ask those mugs to bring her a 2nd salad before our main course showed up..... so they bring us both 1/2 a chicken and when I say 1/2 I mean I got the part with the neck and heart....I was like welp looks like Im just eating salad tonight....Deborah said "give me that bitch" and ate it...
After we ate we went back by the Eiffel Tower and those peeps that sell shit on the street bum rushed us again...the one remembered me from the other night and wanted my number and I was like oh no...so he says "let me give you mine" and writes it on my train map...I was pissed because I don't like writing on my train maps...some mug in London tried to write on my train map and Deborah says "and you straight went off"... Im scrapbooking them :-) Anyway, as we walk away Deborah says "look at you getting picked up by an illegal immagrant"...I told her don't hate!
Afterwards we walked around again...more country miles!!! We jumped on a bus to go down to this area with a lot of shops and Deborah says "oh my ... isn't that a gay bar".... MARTY-she has finally got gaydar (remember Color Purple at The Fox?) anyway we get off at this stop and start walking and it starts to rain...so we back up under this awning and Deborah goes "Saja look, its a gay bar"....so, she asks them if we can go in and the dude is like "sure"...so, we go in and its on. Deborah is peepin mugs out like for 2 hours straight...she asked me if she could take pictures and I was like "fuck no, these dudes may be on the DL".... and believe me I could tell.
So, we got approached by the only straight dudes in the place... which I had already called them straight...Deborah says "straight peeps hang out in these places".. one was the owner that lived above the place.... man she was in heaven and soooooo noticeable that she had never been in a gay bar...she didn't know about the ones in STL......oh girl she has stuff to learn :-)
Then we decided to leave before it got to dark and the rain started coming down like a mofo again so we jump under another awning and damn if it wasn't another gay bar so I straight asked a dude if this was the gay district and he said "YEP"....well damn they have all the good shops and food places... :-)
We got back about 10ish and straight packed and talked to the husbands and I was out...but Deborah stayed down talking to April on the net (she loves her food & net)
Neither of us really slept because we are so ready to go home... this morning Deborah was ready to go see her OMELET MAN so we went down and I had my bowl of fruit while she talked to all of her homies in the rest...believe me those mugs knew her. She made me get a picutre of her with the OMELET MAN and then as we leave she is giving the waiters hugs... as we walked out I said "Damn, you love some breakfast mugs"....
Now we are off to the airport in about 30 mins for a 10 1/2 hour flight to Dallas (SHOOT ME) and then home around 7:30pm....
We both had more than a blast and as you can read many adventures and I will miss my sleepin buddy but it will be nice to feel hairy legs for a change :-)
Hopefully I won't have to blog any airport/train/taxi issues....PEACE!!!
Monday, April 27, 2009
MONDAY- LAST DAY IN PARIS
We woke up this morning and Deborah wanted her omelet from her boo downstairs...so I ate some fruit, most of this stuff here is skeptical...awesomely sweet hotel tho!
Our last train rides....THANK GOD! I had fun the first 1000 times we were on these mugs...and these people clown...they need to hand out deotorant when they sell the train tickets...if I smell one more person with some clownin b.o....I am gonna have to say somethin :-)
Deborah put her belt on today because she said if any beggers came up to us they were gonna get an American Ass Whoopin....I fell out laughing!
So.... no more than we get to the Louvre Deborah had to go to the bathroom.....first time she had to pay 1euro....she was high steppin it trying to give the dude her money.
At the Louvre I saw the Mona Lisa among a lot of other awesome other things. http://www.louvre.fr/llv/commun/home.jsp?bmLocale=en
Deborah wasn't all that interested in the museum part...she was like "okay, you saw it..lets shop".... so we did a little of that.... and then came back here to get ready for this evening
Stay tuned peeps!
Our last train rides....THANK GOD! I had fun the first 1000 times we were on these mugs...and these people clown...they need to hand out deotorant when they sell the train tickets...if I smell one more person with some clownin b.o....I am gonna have to say somethin :-)
Deborah put her belt on today because she said if any beggers came up to us they were gonna get an American Ass Whoopin....I fell out laughing!
So.... no more than we get to the Louvre Deborah had to go to the bathroom.....first time she had to pay 1euro....she was high steppin it trying to give the dude her money.
At the Louvre I saw the Mona Lisa among a lot of other awesome other things. http://www.louvre.fr/llv/commun/home.jsp?bmLocale=en
Deborah wasn't all that interested in the museum part...she was like "okay, you saw it..lets shop".... so we did a little of that.... and then came back here to get ready for this evening
Stay tuned peeps!
Sunday, April 26, 2009
SUNDAY - LAZY DAY!!!!
Today we slept in again...well, until Deborah shot out of bed at 10am and booked downstairs to f""k up some food....no washin face, ass or nothing....she wanted to EAT!!!!!
Then we both got ready and headed to Montmartre http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montmartre where we listened to a guy on the steps that played awesome music...it was so peaceful. The place however was (per Deborah) F**KED UP...and let me tell ya, I was scared too....
NOTE FROM DEBORAH - just keepin this shit real - there was a ton of African mofo's.. we thought one was just giving Saja a side hug but gave one from the back, crossed both arms around the front of her neck and started choking her.... I so needed my knife...and you all know Saja, that bitch is cock strong, but she was SKKKURD...some African mother fuka that was black as a crayon (as Saja would say) with gold hair had her in a "love" head lock! I decided right then it was time to bring out Shaniqua.. Saja said "fuck this, we are outta here"...now if Saja is scared somethings wrong...so, I told her NAW we came here to see this church we are gonna see it...after we finished Saja booked out...straight to the Metro...and straight back to the Champs-Elysees...she don't play
Then she talked me into going back to Louis Vuitton, I have been eyein these all this past week and said I was gonna get one. Saja souped me up and told me how much I deserved it, and you know what she is right...so, I got one peeps...I am an official owner of a sweet ass Louis Vuitton bag.... I will rent that shit out too for the weekend!!!!
Saja forgot to tell you all about her offer from a frenchman to get douched by him...see in France douche is a shower...but you should have seen Sajas face...she was like WTF, I don't need a douche!
NOTE FROM SAJA - okay people, really now...if some freaky deaky frenchman wants me to have a douche with him...thats scary...then he proceeded to profess his love and that he wanted me to have his baby...he circled my stomach with his finger because I couldn't make out all the words.... let me preface, this dude had both me and Deborah droolin over him for 2 days.... he owns this pub.....we THOUGHT he was shy.....shhhhhhiiiiitttt he punk'd me straight out! This mug, loved him some Sawjay....I even told him I was happily married and had kids and for 17 years now.... he still kept telling me that he loved me.... and my accent.... Deborah right now loves the fact that a dude scared me...I was straight worried on my way back that he may follow us so we went all over town....I know we added 2 country miles to the walk.... she can't believe someone punk'd SAWJAY...she is right now mockin me....that bitch! She just said that she is NEVER letting me live it down.
We still haven't found Deborah food...she is straight pissed....Im so sick of hearing about food :-) We layed low this evening and drank and read/did homework....don't hate people....we have been walking and walking and walking mofo's....we needed rest.
2mrw is out last day of our adventure, but I am sure there will be something funny to add. Peace, love & Gap!
Then we both got ready and headed to Montmartre http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montmartre where we listened to a guy on the steps that played awesome music...it was so peaceful. The place however was (per Deborah) F**KED UP...and let me tell ya, I was scared too....
NOTE FROM DEBORAH - just keepin this shit real - there was a ton of African mofo's.. we thought one was just giving Saja a side hug but gave one from the back, crossed both arms around the front of her neck and started choking her.... I so needed my knife...and you all know Saja, that bitch is cock strong, but she was SKKKURD...some African mother fuka that was black as a crayon (as Saja would say) with gold hair had her in a "love" head lock! I decided right then it was time to bring out Shaniqua.. Saja said "fuck this, we are outta here"...now if Saja is scared somethings wrong...so, I told her NAW we came here to see this church we are gonna see it...after we finished Saja booked out...straight to the Metro...and straight back to the Champs-Elysees...she don't play
Then she talked me into going back to Louis Vuitton, I have been eyein these all this past week and said I was gonna get one. Saja souped me up and told me how much I deserved it, and you know what she is right...so, I got one peeps...I am an official owner of a sweet ass Louis Vuitton bag.... I will rent that shit out too for the weekend!!!!
Saja forgot to tell you all about her offer from a frenchman to get douched by him...see in France douche is a shower...but you should have seen Sajas face...she was like WTF, I don't need a douche!
NOTE FROM SAJA - okay people, really now...if some freaky deaky frenchman wants me to have a douche with him...thats scary...then he proceeded to profess his love and that he wanted me to have his baby...he circled my stomach with his finger because I couldn't make out all the words.... let me preface, this dude had both me and Deborah droolin over him for 2 days.... he owns this pub.....we THOUGHT he was shy.....shhhhhhiiiiitttt he punk'd me straight out! This mug, loved him some Sawjay....I even told him I was happily married and had kids and for 17 years now.... he still kept telling me that he loved me.... and my accent.... Deborah right now loves the fact that a dude scared me...I was straight worried on my way back that he may follow us so we went all over town....I know we added 2 country miles to the walk.... she can't believe someone punk'd SAWJAY...she is right now mockin me....that bitch! She just said that she is NEVER letting me live it down.
We still haven't found Deborah food...she is straight pissed....Im so sick of hearing about food :-) We layed low this evening and drank and read/did homework....don't hate people....we have been walking and walking and walking mofo's....we needed rest.
2mrw is out last day of our adventure, but I am sure there will be something funny to add. Peace, love & Gap!
Saturday, April 25, 2009
SATURDAY - PARIS
WEE WEE MOFO'S..... DEBORAH WANTS ME TO PREFACE THAT WHEN SHE GETS BACK TO THE STATES SHE IS GONNA FUCK UP SOME FOOD...SHE IS HUUUUUUNGRY AND WANTS SOME WINGS!!!!
Okay, so today we got up and were feelin like ars...a little too much wine. So, we ate breakfast downstairs and then took our happy asses back to bed and slept til 1pm.... then we finally got up and around and went to eat.... TWICE....Deborah was still hungry after first meal :-) Then we went walking around some shops and then back to the pub that we were at last night.... lets just say if someone looks shy, that really doesn't mean they are shy....story to follow :-)
We walked 10 country miles back to our hotel and now Deborah is looking for some CHICKEN! Did I mention that the moral of todays story is DEBORAH IS HUNGRY.
We were lame today...we just wanted to chill and lay around....2mrw is Louve
Okay, so today we got up and were feelin like ars...a little too much wine. So, we ate breakfast downstairs and then took our happy asses back to bed and slept til 1pm.... then we finally got up and around and went to eat.... TWICE....Deborah was still hungry after first meal :-) Then we went walking around some shops and then back to the pub that we were at last night.... lets just say if someone looks shy, that really doesn't mean they are shy....story to follow :-)
We walked 10 country miles back to our hotel and now Deborah is looking for some CHICKEN! Did I mention that the moral of todays story is DEBORAH IS HUNGRY.
We were lame today...we just wanted to chill and lay around....2mrw is Louve
FRIDAY - LONDON BACK TO PARIS
Not very eventful....last night (Thursday) we spent forever trying to get a way back to Paris...ended up doing Eurostar leaving at 12:00 so we had to get up early and roll out...sorry Keith couldn't go to Wimbleton.
Friday morning I was tired as all get out because I took 2 tylenol PM and it knocked me the f********k out.... we headed straight to the train station and had a pretty sweet ride back to Paris.... We started drinking on the train (HEY MARTY - sippin on gin and juice layed back with mind on money and money on my mind).... we also met a really cool gay couple and girl that we talked with for the ride.... then we had to get back on the Paris Metros...oh boy, I hope we don't get locked in again :-)
We were carrying our backpacks which weighed about 100 lbs and ended up at one wrong train station because the info lady thought we meant another place...arrrrg...so, Ole'Sawjay had it...she just needed a drink...and drinking is what we did. We found a hole in the wall french cafe and tore it up all night...made all kinds of friends that we eventually ate dinner with (Krystal & Corey) and then we walked 12 country miles back to our room where we finally checked in at midnight :-) Lights out for us.... it was like 2am but it was nice to finally rest
P.S..... we have seen some hot frenchmen...finally!!!
Friday morning I was tired as all get out because I took 2 tylenol PM and it knocked me the f********k out.... we headed straight to the train station and had a pretty sweet ride back to Paris.... We started drinking on the train (HEY MARTY - sippin on gin and juice layed back with mind on money and money on my mind).... we also met a really cool gay couple and girl that we talked with for the ride.... then we had to get back on the Paris Metros...oh boy, I hope we don't get locked in again :-)
We were carrying our backpacks which weighed about 100 lbs and ended up at one wrong train station because the info lady thought we meant another place...arrrrg...so, Ole'Sawjay had it...she just needed a drink...and drinking is what we did. We found a hole in the wall french cafe and tore it up all night...made all kinds of friends that we eventually ate dinner with (Krystal & Corey) and then we walked 12 country miles back to our room where we finally checked in at midnight :-) Lights out for us.... it was like 2am but it was nice to finally rest
P.S..... we have seen some hot frenchmen...finally!!!
Thursday, April 23, 2009
THURSDAY - LONDON
Last night after I got offline I went up to the room only to find out we couldn't make international calls and then me and Deborah got upset because we couldn't talk to our sweet husbands and kids...oh and she didn't get chicken wings earlier :-) We had to get a different room because our first one was janky...so in the new room since we couldn't get the intl line to work Deborah passed out while I watched a movie...it was about 2:30am before I tried to sleep.... I couldn't because the hotel is quite noisy with the doors...all I could think to myself was 'I want to go home' because I couldn't talk to my kids....I had a rough night.... but all was well this morning.
Today we had our wake up call set for 7:30am....butttttt, we didn't get any sleep so we just decided to go back to bed and we got up about 9:30am.... Deborah said 'we ate some more bread'....I will tell you, you can't go carb free in Paris or London :-)
First stop Kensington Palace....we walked 2 country miles to it but it was sooo worth it. We walked throuh Hyde Park and then came to the Palace and did the tour...it was so informative and even Deborah listened and liked it...then we just sat in Hyde Park for a while because it was so beautiful.
Next stop Harrods....totally over-rated (per Deborah)...the stuff was too expensive but that really wasn't the main issue it was just brain overload...tooooooo much stuff and tooo many floors. So, we decided to go to Buckingham Palace with a stop again at Hyde Park where we sat and ate Cheeseburgers (or so they say)...afterwards we walked 10 more country miles and got to Buckingham which was awesome too....
After that we went gift shopping and then got on the train for the millionth time to go to Abbey Road for Jim....took pictures there and headed back on the train to get Deborah her CHICKKKKEN WINGS!!!!!
Now we are back at the hotel (7:30) and we are going to pamper our feet and drink wine. No, we didn't get lost today or stuck on a train we just walked a lot so we are going to take care of the dogs.
2mrw we are going to Wimbleton and to the London Eye then we are going to figure our way back to Paris....WISH US LUCK
Talk to you 2mrw
Today we had our wake up call set for 7:30am....butttttt, we didn't get any sleep so we just decided to go back to bed and we got up about 9:30am.... Deborah said 'we ate some more bread'....I will tell you, you can't go carb free in Paris or London :-)
First stop Kensington Palace....we walked 2 country miles to it but it was sooo worth it. We walked throuh Hyde Park and then came to the Palace and did the tour...it was so informative and even Deborah listened and liked it...then we just sat in Hyde Park for a while because it was so beautiful.
Next stop Harrods....totally over-rated (per Deborah)...the stuff was too expensive but that really wasn't the main issue it was just brain overload...tooooooo much stuff and tooo many floors. So, we decided to go to Buckingham Palace with a stop again at Hyde Park where we sat and ate Cheeseburgers (or so they say)...afterwards we walked 10 more country miles and got to Buckingham which was awesome too....
After that we went gift shopping and then got on the train for the millionth time to go to Abbey Road for Jim....took pictures there and headed back on the train to get Deborah her CHICKKKKEN WINGS!!!!!
Now we are back at the hotel (7:30) and we are going to pamper our feet and drink wine. No, we didn't get lost today or stuck on a train we just walked a lot so we are going to take care of the dogs.
2mrw we are going to Wimbleton and to the London Eye then we are going to figure our way back to Paris....WISH US LUCK
Talk to you 2mrw
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
WEDNESDAY - THE BEST STORY EVER
Boy that wake up call for 7am came fast and my head felt like a train ran over it....Deborah was THIRSTY AGAIN....people listen they don't eat or drink water around this piece :-)
I get in the 'tub' because they take baths around here too....layin your head back in a tub when it is spinnin isn't fun .... get out and Deborah is all ready....damn I wish I was black so my hair was 'did' already and I didn't have to straighten the shit....it took her like 5 mins to get ready..... I still had to pack my shit and get ready because we had to be at the airport for our flight to London at 10:55am
We decided Monday that we weren't draggin our bags to London...so, we were gonna jam some stuff in our backpacks...that is exactly what we did....I did mine in like 5 mins because I was too damn drunk to get MY shit done the night before....
Did I mention we had to drag our bags again for another 2 country miles to the other hotel??? Poor Deborah is sick as a dog...I feel better now but all she wants is some food and a COKE....will someone please give her a COKE...that isn't too much to ask for :-)
They are holding our stuff for us until we get back from London...as we walk out of the Pullman we were gonna do a Taxi to Charles DeGalle and they guys said 50 euros which is like $65 u.s....we are like 'oh hell no we will take the train'....we have PLENTY of time... like 2 hours and it only takes like 40 mins.....lets do it.
We ask a guy who f'n works there the best route to take and he says B all the way.... these routes change crazy.... its insane here.... guess what when he said all the way....he meant it....
I look at Deborah one time and am like 'I don't remember seeing horses and farms on our way out of the airport' and she is like 'oh yeah'..... next thing I look behind me and we are the only ones on the train..... I get freaked out... (Deborah would say - ah Saja is always stressed) you wanna know why.... cuz I pay attention to my surroundings.... we were pullin up next to other trains that weren't movin.... it was the end the line...LITERALLY....Deborah still wasn't worried I don't think it dawned on her that we were locked in a train in nomands land.... I couldn't get the alarm to work and I was freakin out..Deborah said that I said 'what are we gonna do we are locked in here'...she finally gets 'Deborah stressed' and finds a small opening in a window and puts both arms out and says 'hhheeeeyyy'...thank goodness some workers were close...they looked like 'damn Americans'...and got us off...only to almost get hit by another train...
We only have 1 hour until our flight so I am like f**k it lets get a taxi....guy drives like a bat out of hell and gets us to the gate at 10:25....and 30 euros later....
Guess what....we ran like crazy bitches to make our flight...like they do in the movies running through the airport...but in Paris they lock the flights because a bus drives you to the plane....we missed our f'n flight..... we had to each spend another 189 euros which is over $217 u.s. to get to London because we had to pay a change fee of 60euros and then the ticket difference....and we left 2 hours later.....
On the bus that takes us to British Airways Deborah realized we didn't pack enough clothes....we only jammed one outfit and we are here two nights in London.... all we could do was laugh!!!!
The moral of this story is.... PAY 50 FUCKIN EUROS for a taxi....otherwise it will cost you $470
Once in London we got to our hotel and then went on the tour of the London Tower Bridge and then walked the streets and ate at ASK and walked some more..... it is sooooo great here.....it seriously makes Paris look like the hood...even though it is nice there and awesome....this place is boooooshe
Now I am spending 10 pounds in the internet cafe to tell you this story which is like $15 US so you better have read all this shit!!!!! We are going to go up and soak our feet because we have ran and walked and ran and walked and ran some more todday!!!!
All we can do is laugh...her and I still haven't even gotten mad at all the shit we have been through because it seriously has been a blast.... but an ADVENTURE!!!!!!
I get in the 'tub' because they take baths around here too....layin your head back in a tub when it is spinnin isn't fun .... get out and Deborah is all ready....damn I wish I was black so my hair was 'did' already and I didn't have to straighten the shit....it took her like 5 mins to get ready..... I still had to pack my shit and get ready because we had to be at the airport for our flight to London at 10:55am
We decided Monday that we weren't draggin our bags to London...so, we were gonna jam some stuff in our backpacks...that is exactly what we did....I did mine in like 5 mins because I was too damn drunk to get MY shit done the night before....
Did I mention we had to drag our bags again for another 2 country miles to the other hotel??? Poor Deborah is sick as a dog...I feel better now but all she wants is some food and a COKE....will someone please give her a COKE...that isn't too much to ask for :-)
They are holding our stuff for us until we get back from London...as we walk out of the Pullman we were gonna do a Taxi to Charles DeGalle and they guys said 50 euros which is like $65 u.s....we are like 'oh hell no we will take the train'....we have PLENTY of time... like 2 hours and it only takes like 40 mins.....lets do it.
We ask a guy who f'n works there the best route to take and he says B all the way.... these routes change crazy.... its insane here.... guess what when he said all the way....he meant it....
I look at Deborah one time and am like 'I don't remember seeing horses and farms on our way out of the airport' and she is like 'oh yeah'..... next thing I look behind me and we are the only ones on the train..... I get freaked out... (Deborah would say - ah Saja is always stressed) you wanna know why.... cuz I pay attention to my surroundings.... we were pullin up next to other trains that weren't movin.... it was the end the line...LITERALLY....Deborah still wasn't worried I don't think it dawned on her that we were locked in a train in nomands land.... I couldn't get the alarm to work and I was freakin out..Deborah said that I said 'what are we gonna do we are locked in here'...she finally gets 'Deborah stressed' and finds a small opening in a window and puts both arms out and says 'hhheeeeyyy'...thank goodness some workers were close...they looked like 'damn Americans'...and got us off...only to almost get hit by another train...
We only have 1 hour until our flight so I am like f**k it lets get a taxi....guy drives like a bat out of hell and gets us to the gate at 10:25....and 30 euros later....
Guess what....we ran like crazy bitches to make our flight...like they do in the movies running through the airport...but in Paris they lock the flights because a bus drives you to the plane....we missed our f'n flight..... we had to each spend another 189 euros which is over $217 u.s. to get to London because we had to pay a change fee of 60euros and then the ticket difference....and we left 2 hours later.....
On the bus that takes us to British Airways Deborah realized we didn't pack enough clothes....we only jammed one outfit and we are here two nights in London.... all we could do was laugh!!!!
The moral of this story is.... PAY 50 FUCKIN EUROS for a taxi....otherwise it will cost you $470
Once in London we got to our hotel and then went on the tour of the London Tower Bridge and then walked the streets and ate at ASK and walked some more..... it is sooooo great here.....it seriously makes Paris look like the hood...even though it is nice there and awesome....this place is boooooshe
Now I am spending 10 pounds in the internet cafe to tell you this story which is like $15 US so you better have read all this shit!!!!! We are going to go up and soak our feet because we have ran and walked and ran and walked and ran some more todday!!!!
All we can do is laugh...her and I still haven't even gotten mad at all the shit we have been through because it seriously has been a blast.... but an ADVENTURE!!!!!!
TUESDAY
By the way for all you haters saying people in Paris are mean and hate us....EVERYONE has been awesome and sooooo friendly......love it!!! They dress like sh*t though :-)
Got up and we were hungry and THIRSTY as hell.... I had to wear my hair in a mofo ponytail because my CHI wouldn't work...that had me stressed :-)
(Deborah note) - Saja don't forget to tell them it took you 15 mins to find out what jewelry you were going to wear that day.... (Saja note) okay
ANYWAY - the market across the street smelled of serious fish and something that wasn't right.... we only got a drink...IT WAS HOT...they don't believe in storin sh*t in fridges there....
Deborah said we had to eat cheap since the night before was re-donk-u-lous...so we ate McDonalds....she wanted a Big Mac and the girl said 'oh no, you want a pastry'...like 'why are you eating this so early'....Deborah was like 'all i want is some damn meat'....she settled for mcmuffin and fries...oh and the COKE here blowssssss.....
We then took the train to Notre Dame which was so awesome...I can't put it in words....we loved it.... we even saw Mass and the singing was beautiful!! We walked around a bit and then took a Red Bus Tour and saw the city that way.... everything you can think of, we saw.... Deborah wasn't interested in the culture or anything about Napoleon or the Opera...but when she saw Louis Vutton she was excccccited.... (note - she was bummin over the kids a little too so maybe that is why she didn't care about the be-headings in the square)
We went back to the hotel and then decided it was time to find me a Flat Iron so I would shut the f'up :-) the girl gave us a serious hook up and told me to use it and bring it back... BOOYA.... we had been drinkin a little too before this :-) so we figured what the hell and bought some margs and sat on the corner like bums and drank...it was awesome....
We walked around the commerce district and thought it was awesome too.... then it all hit the fan...we saw BUCK 3 HOSTEL....Deborah wanted to at least see the Hostel since she was too old to stay in one (she is in the back of me right now saying I am soooo wrong - but its true - I could still stay in one for 3 months...hee hee).... we find that its a pub too...guess what...drinkin!!! The bartender Neal had him a little tude that we had to adjust and we just made some serious pals there..... You are'nt gonna believe this but Deborah was the talker and IIIIIII was quiet.....this whole time I am thinking she is getting drunk...but really it was me.... I was quiet'ly drinking AA LOOOOTTT..... 3 hours or so later she had to carry me out of that place.... we had to stop a couple times for some 'barfin'...but its all good :-)
Deborah fed me 3 cheeseburgers from McDonalds.....man she loves that place :-) I had ate 2 andd she said that I was saying LOUDLY 'IM HUUUUNGRY' and I was eatin up some sh*t....hey, you gotta eat to suck up the alcohol right????
Somehow she got my 'bigass' as she calls it back to our room....I passed the f out..... but I woke up a little later and felt great..... she had packed...washed up.... and was 'whisperin' to Deron if you know what I mean :-)....I think we went to sleep about 2:30am
Got up and we were hungry and THIRSTY as hell.... I had to wear my hair in a mofo ponytail because my CHI wouldn't work...that had me stressed :-)
(Deborah note) - Saja don't forget to tell them it took you 15 mins to find out what jewelry you were going to wear that day.... (Saja note) okay
ANYWAY - the market across the street smelled of serious fish and something that wasn't right.... we only got a drink...IT WAS HOT...they don't believe in storin sh*t in fridges there....
Deborah said we had to eat cheap since the night before was re-donk-u-lous...so we ate McDonalds....she wanted a Big Mac and the girl said 'oh no, you want a pastry'...like 'why are you eating this so early'....Deborah was like 'all i want is some damn meat'....she settled for mcmuffin and fries...oh and the COKE here blowssssss.....
We then took the train to Notre Dame which was so awesome...I can't put it in words....we loved it.... we even saw Mass and the singing was beautiful!! We walked around a bit and then took a Red Bus Tour and saw the city that way.... everything you can think of, we saw.... Deborah wasn't interested in the culture or anything about Napoleon or the Opera...but when she saw Louis Vutton she was excccccited.... (note - she was bummin over the kids a little too so maybe that is why she didn't care about the be-headings in the square)
We went back to the hotel and then decided it was time to find me a Flat Iron so I would shut the f'up :-) the girl gave us a serious hook up and told me to use it and bring it back... BOOYA.... we had been drinkin a little too before this :-) so we figured what the hell and bought some margs and sat on the corner like bums and drank...it was awesome....
We walked around the commerce district and thought it was awesome too.... then it all hit the fan...we saw BUCK 3 HOSTEL....Deborah wanted to at least see the Hostel since she was too old to stay in one (she is in the back of me right now saying I am soooo wrong - but its true - I could still stay in one for 3 months...hee hee).... we find that its a pub too...guess what...drinkin!!! The bartender Neal had him a little tude that we had to adjust and we just made some serious pals there..... You are'nt gonna believe this but Deborah was the talker and IIIIIII was quiet.....this whole time I am thinking she is getting drunk...but really it was me.... I was quiet'ly drinking AA LOOOOTTT..... 3 hours or so later she had to carry me out of that place.... we had to stop a couple times for some 'barfin'...but its all good :-)
Deborah fed me 3 cheeseburgers from McDonalds.....man she loves that place :-) I had ate 2 andd she said that I was saying LOUDLY 'IM HUUUUNGRY' and I was eatin up some sh*t....hey, you gotta eat to suck up the alcohol right????
Somehow she got my 'bigass' as she calls it back to our room....I passed the f out..... but I woke up a little later and felt great..... she had packed...washed up.... and was 'whisperin' to Deron if you know what I mean :-)....I think we went to sleep about 2:30am
Sunday - Monday - WEE WEE MOFO's
SUNDAY -
Got to the airport and both of us had the boo-hoos but sucked it up only to find out that our flight was delayed in Chicago which would make us miss our Paris connection and that our bags were too heavy and would cost us each $50 bones...so right there we emptied both of our bags while peeps were waiting and made our bags each 10lbs lighter....so, the lady got us on a different flight to Washington DC....butttt it was 2 hours later...so, we got drunk!!!! I know Viva, suprise :-)
So we get to Washington and the airport is a bitch...the lady at St Louis American Air told us to MAKE SURE they move our luggage onto Air France because we also have to change from American to Air France and if we don't tell them our luggage number they won't move it...so, we go down and spend like 1 hour lookin for our luggage that was never there.... annnnnnnnd we had to wait in another line with a bunch of HACAMAS that were breathin all down Deobrahs neck.... we ended up getting a nice lady who assured us she would make sure our luggage was on the flight.... so once we got that confirmation we went and drank again... for our 8 1/2 hour flight..
Heres were it gets funny!!!
We get on the flight at 10pm FINALLY and we look at each othr and say HELLZZZZZZZ YEAH we got the hook up because we see peeps lounged out in this plane with shoes kicked off and it is one huge bitch of a plane...there is spppppaccce on this mug..... so after we go through about two sections they point us to the POOR PART of the plane... I look at the FRENCH MAN stuardess and say 'awww come'on and hook us up'...he didn't even crack a smile and pointed us like they did to the peeps on Titanic and sent us to our personal HELL!!! were you are cramed in like sardines...literally the worst experience of our lives (at that point)....10 people to a row and about 700 peeps in this poor section...I told the guy I could smell peoples breath...oh and we sat by a super nutty woman.... we didn't sleep at all!!!!
MONDAY
We get to Paris and it takes us forever to get our luggage and to figure out how to get on the train (Deborah said we were tough'n it out-and boy she underestimated it)....we LITERALLY and Im not bullshitting had to TOUGH IT OUT.... we got on wrong trains...there were no elevators and loooooots of stairs that we had to DRAG our shit down or up...we did have some nice guys every so often that would help us .... thennnnn we finally get off at our 'station' and had to walk 7 country miles with our 60lbs in the heat sweat down our ass to get to our hotel.... 2 1/2 hours after our flight landed!!
Guess what...Saja said 'how bout we sleep for 30 minutes... remember we are 7 hours ahead of St. Louis so its only like 3 pm in Paris...... Well I passed out cold and Deborah looked at me and passed out too.... four hours later I wake up and am like 'oh hell' but I felt good...so I go to get ready and my CHI won't work in Paris....everything works on my converter but not the CHI...mother F.... so I tough it out and just go as is.... we decided to go to Eiffel Tower
WOW was it amazing and so exciting...we were both so giddy.... so we decide to eat dinner in the actual tower.... we make reservations and the lady says 'it will be 9 euros' (FYI - our money aint shit over here in Paris & London) and Deborah goes 'WHAT - WE HAVE TO PAY TO GO EAT'...I was dyin...anyway we get to dinner and Deborah decides to get outside the box and get smoked salmon as her appetizer.....they bring it out raw and she is like 'um can you cook this?' and the lady says 'no' and she says 'well can i get something else' and the lady says 'I don't think so'....im dyin laughin...and eating my salmon...she doesn't eat salmon she said.... dinner was sooo expensive but we had a nice buzz...we wanted to go the rest of the way up but it was 11pm and the guy said that there were no more going to top...so we walked it.... 300 steps...Deborah was crackin me up...why we decided to do that with a buzz, who knows but it was so fun and awesome!!!
We then decided to take a walk through the park and check out the night scenery...it was so awesome.... until we tried to go back to our hotel and got lost....4 times....(I will tell certain people the rest of this story) when we finally got back to our hotel it was dark as hell...peeps there go to bed early it was like a ghost town.... we were dying of thirst but said 'f-it' and went to bed.
Got to the airport and both of us had the boo-hoos but sucked it up only to find out that our flight was delayed in Chicago which would make us miss our Paris connection and that our bags were too heavy and would cost us each $50 bones...so right there we emptied both of our bags while peeps were waiting and made our bags each 10lbs lighter....so, the lady got us on a different flight to Washington DC....butttt it was 2 hours later...so, we got drunk!!!! I know Viva, suprise :-)
So we get to Washington and the airport is a bitch...the lady at St Louis American Air told us to MAKE SURE they move our luggage onto Air France because we also have to change from American to Air France and if we don't tell them our luggage number they won't move it...so, we go down and spend like 1 hour lookin for our luggage that was never there.... annnnnnnnd we had to wait in another line with a bunch of HACAMAS that were breathin all down Deobrahs neck.... we ended up getting a nice lady who assured us she would make sure our luggage was on the flight.... so once we got that confirmation we went and drank again... for our 8 1/2 hour flight..
Heres were it gets funny!!!
We get on the flight at 10pm FINALLY and we look at each othr and say HELLZZZZZZZ YEAH we got the hook up because we see peeps lounged out in this plane with shoes kicked off and it is one huge bitch of a plane...there is spppppaccce on this mug..... so after we go through about two sections they point us to the POOR PART of the plane... I look at the FRENCH MAN stuardess and say 'awww come'on and hook us up'...he didn't even crack a smile and pointed us like they did to the peeps on Titanic and sent us to our personal HELL!!! were you are cramed in like sardines...literally the worst experience of our lives (at that point)....10 people to a row and about 700 peeps in this poor section...I told the guy I could smell peoples breath...oh and we sat by a super nutty woman.... we didn't sleep at all!!!!
MONDAY
We get to Paris and it takes us forever to get our luggage and to figure out how to get on the train (Deborah said we were tough'n it out-and boy she underestimated it)....we LITERALLY and Im not bullshitting had to TOUGH IT OUT.... we got on wrong trains...there were no elevators and loooooots of stairs that we had to DRAG our shit down or up...we did have some nice guys every so often that would help us .... thennnnn we finally get off at our 'station' and had to walk 7 country miles with our 60lbs in the heat sweat down our ass to get to our hotel.... 2 1/2 hours after our flight landed!!
Guess what...Saja said 'how bout we sleep for 30 minutes... remember we are 7 hours ahead of St. Louis so its only like 3 pm in Paris...... Well I passed out cold and Deborah looked at me and passed out too.... four hours later I wake up and am like 'oh hell' but I felt good...so I go to get ready and my CHI won't work in Paris....everything works on my converter but not the CHI...mother F.... so I tough it out and just go as is.... we decided to go to Eiffel Tower
WOW was it amazing and so exciting...we were both so giddy.... so we decide to eat dinner in the actual tower.... we make reservations and the lady says 'it will be 9 euros' (FYI - our money aint shit over here in Paris & London) and Deborah goes 'WHAT - WE HAVE TO PAY TO GO EAT'...I was dyin...anyway we get to dinner and Deborah decides to get outside the box and get smoked salmon as her appetizer.....they bring it out raw and she is like 'um can you cook this?' and the lady says 'no' and she says 'well can i get something else' and the lady says 'I don't think so'....im dyin laughin...and eating my salmon...she doesn't eat salmon she said.... dinner was sooo expensive but we had a nice buzz...we wanted to go the rest of the way up but it was 11pm and the guy said that there were no more going to top...so we walked it.... 300 steps...Deborah was crackin me up...why we decided to do that with a buzz, who knows but it was so fun and awesome!!!
We then decided to take a walk through the park and check out the night scenery...it was so awesome.... until we tried to go back to our hotel and got lost....4 times....(I will tell certain people the rest of this story) when we finally got back to our hotel it was dark as hell...peeps there go to bed early it was like a ghost town.... we were dying of thirst but said 'f-it' and went to bed.
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
WEE WEE MOFO's - Sunday is almost here!!!!
WEEEEEEEEEEE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MOFO's
I can still remember the text that Deborah sent me one morning saying it was only 100 days till our trip...now it is this weekend...wahoo!!!!
So, I finally got Mrs Nash to finalize some stuff and we have all plans nailed down. Rome is out (insert sad face here) we just wanted to make sure we had enough time to "enjoy" the vacation too. In two years me and Keith will be going to Italy so I will squeeze it in then ;-)
I know Deborah has repacked her suitcase like 4 times... I haven't done squat with that. I am going to get everything in one suitcase and call it a day! I forgot to mention it is one HUGE ASS suitcase though :-)
Stay tuned to our blog...I will try to post something each morning because I know I will be too tired at night... hopefully I can upload pics for you too!
Deborah is bringing workout clothes to workout with me in the morning too... stay tuned for notes on that too!!!
Here is the finalized schedule - and you all know there is some drinkin each day in here too!
Sun April 19
Leave STL @ 2pm
Mon April 20
Check into Hotel Le Marquis http://www.hotel-lemarquis.com/
Louvre
Pantheon
Tues April 21
Eiffel Tower
Notre Dame
Wednesday April 22
Flight to London
Check into Copthorne Tara Hotel http://www.millenniumhotels.co.uk/copthornetarakensington/index.html
Tower Bridge
Jack the ripper cruise
Thursday April 23
Kensington Palace - open 10-6
Westminster Abbey @ 5 for evening prayer
Friday April 24
Flight back to Paris
Check into Pullman Paris Hotel (you have to see this site) http://www.pullmanhotels.com/gb/hotel-7229-pullman-paris-tour-eiffel/index.shtml
Shop
Saturday April 25
Mont Saint Michel - full day tour
Sunday April 26
Tour Montmartre
Monday April 27
Cheese and Wine Tasting
Tuesday April 28
Leave Paris
I can still remember the text that Deborah sent me one morning saying it was only 100 days till our trip...now it is this weekend...wahoo!!!!
So, I finally got Mrs Nash to finalize some stuff and we have all plans nailed down. Rome is out (insert sad face here) we just wanted to make sure we had enough time to "enjoy" the vacation too. In two years me and Keith will be going to Italy so I will squeeze it in then ;-)
I know Deborah has repacked her suitcase like 4 times... I haven't done squat with that. I am going to get everything in one suitcase and call it a day! I forgot to mention it is one HUGE ASS suitcase though :-)
Stay tuned to our blog...I will try to post something each morning because I know I will be too tired at night... hopefully I can upload pics for you too!
Deborah is bringing workout clothes to workout with me in the morning too... stay tuned for notes on that too!!!
Here is the finalized schedule - and you all know there is some drinkin each day in here too!
Sun April 19
Leave STL @ 2pm
Mon April 20
Check into Hotel Le Marquis http://www.hotel-lemarquis.com/
Louvre
Pantheon
Tues April 21
Eiffel Tower
Notre Dame
Wednesday April 22
Flight to London
Check into Copthorne Tara Hotel http://www.millenniumhotels.co.uk/copthornetarakensington/index.html
Tower Bridge
Jack the ripper cruise
Thursday April 23
Kensington Palace - open 10-6
Westminster Abbey @ 5 for evening prayer
Friday April 24
Flight back to Paris
Check into Pullman Paris Hotel (you have to see this site) http://www.pullmanhotels.com/gb/hotel-7229-pullman-paris-tour-eiffel/index.shtml
Shop
Saturday April 25
Mont Saint Michel - full day tour
Sunday April 26
Tour Montmartre
Monday April 27
Cheese and Wine Tasting
Tuesday April 28
Leave Paris
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
17 Days
From Saja
Okay, so today my stomach is a little upset...flying over the ocean and all :-) Our trip has changed. We are going to Paris, then London, then Rome.... I am so excited.
Although I was thinking (insert Saja ponder look here)...how will I be able to entertain Deborah all those days.... HEE HEE...you know me and my energy and then there is her energy...she is cool with just chillin under the blanket watching Color Purple and Chinese in Paris..... and I am always gonna be "go go go" ...ahhhh we got this...we are a perfect match!
I have to make her come to the house tonight so we can buy all our airline tickets to/from London and Rome...otherwise she would still be dickin around with how to pack her suitcase for the hundreth time....oh shit, I just thought of something she is probably going to go upstairs and look in my bedroom at the progress of my suitcase and just see a pile of shit I "gonna" pack :-)
I just asked Deborah "what are some other things we have talked about this week we need to post" and she said "SHIT we are nervous!" We both are freakin at leavin the kids...although I don't think I will have a fork under my pillow like Deborah did in Kansas City....people it was only one day and I had to go to her room and chill her out...she thought she was gonna kill someone with her FORK.... Can you imagine 9 nights.... she better get her some stock in Oneida
D also just asked about us taking mace and if the airlines will let us....then she said "oh well, your strong"...she seems to think that I am gonna be able to ward off all the bad peeps....OKAY OKAY so I got crazy drunk one night and wrestled the men .... I didn't know Viva was gonna dub me "cock strong" ....anyway, back to the trip..those of you who weren't there for that are like "what is she talking about"
I have been a workin out mofo too... me and Angela are workin out with the GUIDO's at Golds Gym at 5am... getting up at 4:30am everyday is total dedication...didn't think I could do it. I have to knock a size off by my trip... if not, those french beotches are gonna put me to shame...
Well, thats all I have for now... I may have some good stuff after tonight...I already have frozen Sangria for my girl which means we are gonna have fun while we plan our other fun :-)
Happy Hump Day Everyone!!!!
Okay, so today my stomach is a little upset...flying over the ocean and all :-) Our trip has changed. We are going to Paris, then London, then Rome.... I am so excited.
Although I was thinking (insert Saja ponder look here)...how will I be able to entertain Deborah all those days.... HEE HEE...you know me and my energy and then there is her energy...she is cool with just chillin under the blanket watching Color Purple and Chinese in Paris..... and I am always gonna be "go go go" ...ahhhh we got this...we are a perfect match!
I have to make her come to the house tonight so we can buy all our airline tickets to/from London and Rome...otherwise she would still be dickin around with how to pack her suitcase for the hundreth time....oh shit, I just thought of something she is probably going to go upstairs and look in my bedroom at the progress of my suitcase and just see a pile of shit I "gonna" pack :-)
I just asked Deborah "what are some other things we have talked about this week we need to post" and she said "SHIT we are nervous!" We both are freakin at leavin the kids...although I don't think I will have a fork under my pillow like Deborah did in Kansas City....people it was only one day and I had to go to her room and chill her out...she thought she was gonna kill someone with her FORK.... Can you imagine 9 nights.... she better get her some stock in Oneida
D also just asked about us taking mace and if the airlines will let us....then she said "oh well, your strong"...she seems to think that I am gonna be able to ward off all the bad peeps....OKAY OKAY so I got crazy drunk one night and wrestled the men .... I didn't know Viva was gonna dub me "cock strong" ....anyway, back to the trip..those of you who weren't there for that are like "what is she talking about"
I have been a workin out mofo too... me and Angela are workin out with the GUIDO's at Golds Gym at 5am... getting up at 4:30am everyday is total dedication...didn't think I could do it. I have to knock a size off by my trip... if not, those french beotches are gonna put me to shame...
Well, thats all I have for now... I may have some good stuff after tonight...I already have frozen Sangria for my girl which means we are gonna have fun while we plan our other fun :-)
Happy Hump Day Everyone!!!!
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Note from Deborah
I'm so proud of Saja, she finally got off her a$$ and started shopping for the things she needs for our trip. I guess she realized that we only have 37 days left :-) The good part is I think she's going to leave her tennis shoes at home, let's keep our fingers crossed on this one.
Yes, my suitcase is at the door waiting until the time to leave. My dilema for this week is going without a cell phone for 9 days. I'm wondering if we should buy a calling card or rent an international phone from Spring...Decisions....
Yes, my suitcase is at the door waiting until the time to leave. My dilema for this week is going without a cell phone for 9 days. I'm wondering if we should buy a calling card or rent an international phone from Spring...Decisions....
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Note of the day!
Saja's Note of the Day:
Okay, so I was thinking about getting some wee wee fake eyelashes so I can bat them at the frenchmen... Deborah is gonna get some long weave she said.....
Deborah keeps telling me they don't wear tennis shoes or jeans in Paris, if you do then you look like a tourist...HELLLOOOO...that me then motha fuckas cuz I am gonna be comfortable when I am walking a country mile...I will let you know if Deborah tries to borrow my shit when she is walking in her hoochie heals all over Paris....she is also trying to tell me that they don't wear eye shadow...what the fuck.... how can they be the model capitol of the world and not wear eye shadow....you know what I think it is...she is trying to hold me down...afraid I might bring it!!! (she is laughing her ass off right now over my shoulder)...you should see this girl, she has a whole list of do's and don'ts that she downloaded from the net.... well you know what, I do too...here goes: do wear eyeshadow, jeans, and tennis shoes - don't listen to Deborah and don't drink brown water!
Deborah's Note of the Day:
Flying over water...don't say shit about it!!! Saja is the type of packer where she does it the day before so she is gonna only have half the shit she needs so when I go to borrow her tennis shoes she better let me have them because she gonna need some of my shit...not to mention I wouldn't borrow her shoes because they would be flippers on my feet. I am picking up my suitcase tomorrow and packing tomorrow...Im prepared!!! P.S. I just need the money to spend!!!!
Okay, so I was thinking about getting some wee wee fake eyelashes so I can bat them at the frenchmen... Deborah is gonna get some long weave she said.....
Deborah keeps telling me they don't wear tennis shoes or jeans in Paris, if you do then you look like a tourist...HELLLOOOO...that me then motha fuckas cuz I am gonna be comfortable when I am walking a country mile...I will let you know if Deborah tries to borrow my shit when she is walking in her hoochie heals all over Paris....she is also trying to tell me that they don't wear eye shadow...what the fuck.... how can they be the model capitol of the world and not wear eye shadow....you know what I think it is...she is trying to hold me down...afraid I might bring it!!! (she is laughing her ass off right now over my shoulder)...you should see this girl, she has a whole list of do's and don'ts that she downloaded from the net.... well you know what, I do too...here goes: do wear eyeshadow, jeans, and tennis shoes - don't listen to Deborah and don't drink brown water!
Deborah's Note of the Day:
Flying over water...don't say shit about it!!! Saja is the type of packer where she does it the day before so she is gonna only have half the shit she needs so when I go to borrow her tennis shoes she better let me have them because she gonna need some of my shit...not to mention I wouldn't borrow her shoes because they would be flippers on my feet. I am picking up my suitcase tomorrow and packing tomorrow...Im prepared!!! P.S. I just need the money to spend!!!!
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