SUNDAY - LAZY DAY!!!!

Today we slept in again...well, until Deborah shot out of bed at 10am and booked downstairs to f""k up some food....no washin face, ass or nothing....she wanted to EAT!!!!!



Then we both got ready and headed to Montmartre http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montmartre where we listened to a guy on the steps that played awesome music...it was so peaceful. The place however was (per Deborah) F**KED UP...and let me tell ya, I was scared too....

NOTE FROM DEBORAH - just keepin this shit real - there was a ton of African mofo's.. we thought one was just giving Saja a side hug but gave one from the back, crossed both arms around the front of her neck and started choking her.... I so needed my knife...and you all know Saja, that bitch is cock strong, but she was SKKKURD...some African mother fuka that was black as a crayon (as Saja would say) with gold hair had her in a "love" head lock! I decided right then it was time to bring out Shaniqua.. Saja said "fuck this, we are outta here"...now if Saja is scared somethings wrong...so, I told her NAW we came here to see this church we are gonna see it...after we finished Saja booked out...straight to the Metro...and straight back to the Champs-Elysees...she don't play

Then she talked me into going back to Louis Vuitton, I have been eyein these all this past week and said I was gonna get one. Saja souped me up and told me how much I deserved it, and you know what she is right...so, I got one peeps...I am an official owner of a sweet ass Louis Vuitton bag.... I will rent that shit out too for the weekend!!!!

Saja forgot to tell you all about her offer from a frenchman to get douched by him...see in France douche is a shower...but you should have seen Sajas face...she was like WTF, I don't need a douche!

NOTE FROM SAJA - okay people, really now...if some freaky deaky frenchman wants me to have a douche with him...thats scary...then he proceeded to profess his love and that he wanted me to have his baby...he circled my stomach with his finger because I couldn't make out all the words.... let me preface, this dude had both me and Deborah droolin over him for 2 days.... he owns this pub.....we THOUGHT he was shy.....shhhhhhiiiiitttt he punk'd me straight out! This mug, loved him some Sawjay....I even told him I was happily married and had kids and for 17 years now.... he still kept telling me that he loved me.... and my accent.... Deborah right now loves the fact that a dude scared me...I was straight worried on my way back that he may follow us so we went all over town....I know we added 2 country miles to the walk.... she can't believe someone punk'd SAWJAY...she is right now mockin me....that bitch! She just said that she is NEVER letting me live it down.

We still haven't found Deborah food...she is straight pissed....Im so sick of hearing about food :-) We layed low this evening and drank and read/did homework....don't hate people....we have been walking and walking and walking mofo's....we needed rest.

2mrw is out last day of our adventure, but I am sure there will be something funny to add. Peace, love & Gap!