MONDAY NIGHT - TUESDAY MORNING

WEE WEE MOFO'S.....PEAAAAAACE PARIS

Well last night we finally found a good dinner place that was literally around the corner from the hotel this whole time.... Deborah was gonna ask those mugs to bring her a 2nd salad before our main course showed up..... so they bring us both 1/2 a chicken and when I say 1/2 I mean I got the part with the neck and heart....I was like welp looks like Im just eating salad tonight....Deborah said "give me that bitch" and ate it...

After we ate we went back by the Eiffel Tower and those peeps that sell shit on the street bum rushed us again...the one remembered me from the other night and wanted my number and I was like oh no...so he says "let me give you mine" and writes it on my train map...I was pissed because I don't like writing on my train maps...some mug in London tried to write on my train map and Deborah says "and you straight went off"... Im scrapbooking them :-) Anyway, as we walk away Deborah says "look at you getting picked up by an illegal immagrant"...I told her don't hate!

Afterwards we walked around again...more country miles!!! We jumped on a bus to go down to this area with a lot of shops and Deborah says "oh my ... isn't that a gay bar".... MARTY-she has finally got gaydar (remember Color Purple at The Fox?) anyway we get off at this stop and start walking and it starts to rain...so we back up under this awning and Deborah goes "Saja look, its a gay bar"....so, she asks them if we can go in and the dude is like "sure"...so, we go in and its on. Deborah is peepin mugs out like for 2 hours straight...she asked me if she could take pictures and I was like "fuck no, these dudes may be on the DL".... and believe me I could tell.

So, we got approached by the only straight dudes in the place... which I had already called them straight...Deborah says "straight peeps hang out in these places".. one was the owner that lived above the place.... man she was in heaven and soooooo noticeable that she had never been in a gay bar...she didn't know about the ones in STL......oh girl she has stuff to learn :-)

Then we decided to leave before it got to dark and the rain started coming down like a mofo again so we jump under another awning and damn if it wasn't another gay bar so I straight asked a dude if this was the gay district and he said "YEP"....well damn they have all the good shops and food places... :-)

We got back about 10ish and straight packed and talked to the husbands and I was out...but Deborah stayed down talking to April on the net (she loves her food & net)

Neither of us really slept because we are so ready to go home... this morning Deborah was ready to go see her OMELET MAN so we went down and I had my bowl of fruit while she talked to all of her homies in the rest...believe me those mugs knew her. She made me get a picutre of her with the OMELET MAN and then as we leave she is giving the waiters hugs... as we walked out I said "Damn, you love some breakfast mugs"....

Now we are off to the airport in about 30 mins for a 10 1/2 hour flight to Dallas (SHOOT ME) and then home around 7:30pm....

We both had more than a blast and as you can read many adventures and I will miss my sleepin buddy but it will be nice to feel hairy legs for a change :-)

Hopefully I won't have to blog any airport/train/taxi issues....PEACE!!!