Sunday - Monday - WEE WEE MOFO's

SUNDAY -

Got to the airport and both of us had the boo-hoos but sucked it up only to find out that our flight was delayed in Chicago which would make us miss our Paris connection and that our bags were too heavy and would cost us each $50 bones...so right there we emptied both of our bags while peeps were waiting and made our bags each 10lbs lighter....so, the lady got us on a different flight to Washington DC....butttt it was 2 hours later...so, we got drunk!!!! I know Viva, suprise :-)



So we get to Washington and the airport is a bitch...the lady at St Louis American Air told us to MAKE SURE they move our luggage onto Air France because we also have to change from American to Air France and if we don't tell them our luggage number they won't move it...so, we go down and spend like 1 hour lookin for our luggage that was never there.... annnnnnnnd we had to wait in another line with a bunch of HACAMAS that were breathin all down Deobrahs neck.... we ended up getting a nice lady who assured us she would make sure our luggage was on the flight.... so once we got that confirmation we went and drank again... for our 8 1/2 hour flight..



Heres were it gets funny!!!



We get on the flight at 10pm FINALLY and we look at each othr and say HELLZZZZZZZ YEAH we got the hook up because we see peeps lounged out in this plane with shoes kicked off and it is one huge bitch of a plane...there is spppppaccce on this mug..... so after we go through about two sections they point us to the POOR PART of the plane... I look at the FRENCH MAN stuardess and say 'awww come'on and hook us up'...he didn't even crack a smile and pointed us like they did to the peeps on Titanic and sent us to our personal HELL!!! were you are cramed in like sardines...literally the worst experience of our lives (at that point)....10 people to a row and about 700 peeps in this poor section...I told the guy I could smell peoples breath...oh and we sat by a super nutty woman.... we didn't sleep at all!!!!



MONDAY



We get to Paris and it takes us forever to get our luggage and to figure out how to get on the train (Deborah said we were tough'n it out-and boy she underestimated it)....we LITERALLY and Im not bullshitting had to TOUGH IT OUT.... we got on wrong trains...there were no elevators and loooooots of stairs that we had to DRAG our shit down or up...we did have some nice guys every so often that would help us .... thennnnn we finally get off at our 'station' and had to walk 7 country miles with our 60lbs in the heat sweat down our ass to get to our hotel.... 2 1/2 hours after our flight landed!!



Guess what...Saja said 'how bout we sleep for 30 minutes... remember we are 7 hours ahead of St. Louis so its only like 3 pm in Paris...... Well I passed out cold and Deborah looked at me and passed out too.... four hours later I wake up and am like 'oh hell' but I felt good...so I go to get ready and my CHI won't work in Paris....everything works on my converter but not the CHI...mother F.... so I tough it out and just go as is.... we decided to go to Eiffel Tower



WOW was it amazing and so exciting...we were both so giddy.... so we decide to eat dinner in the actual tower.... we make reservations and the lady says 'it will be 9 euros' (FYI - our money aint shit over here in Paris & London) and Deborah goes 'WHAT - WE HAVE TO PAY TO GO EAT'...I was dyin...anyway we get to dinner and Deborah decides to get outside the box and get smoked salmon as her appetizer.....they bring it out raw and she is like 'um can you cook this?' and the lady says 'no' and she says 'well can i get something else' and the lady says 'I don't think so'....im dyin laughin...and eating my salmon...she doesn't eat salmon she said.... dinner was sooo expensive but we had a nice buzz...we wanted to go the rest of the way up but it was 11pm and the guy said that there were no more going to top...so we walked it.... 300 steps...Deborah was crackin me up...why we decided to do that with a buzz, who knows but it was so fun and awesome!!!

We then decided to take a walk through the park and check out the night scenery...it was so awesome.... until we tried to go back to our hotel and got lost....4 times....(I will tell certain people the rest of this story) when we finally got back to our hotel it was dark as hell...peeps there go to bed early it was like a ghost town.... we were dying of thirst but said 'f-it' and went to bed.